Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Nose Trumpet Symphony

Ok so this one sounds a little weird, but you know, i decided i HAVE to post on it coz its rather funny. Anyway, for those of you who dont know, this guy on the left is Yonner, my 2nd cousin has created an ingenious video, using his nose, entitled the "Nose Trumpet Symphony" and hes becoming quite the celebrity in a few newspapers (M.E.N. & The METRO), and now even the sun want him featured, the video was originally featured on a series from channel4 called "HomemadeTV" that's on on a Saturday afternoon. and his fame has lead him to many things one of which is a live interview and performance on Channel M.

It is all rather very funny and a very good read and watch, if you have a spare half an hour you should check out "The Story So Far" on his website www.yonner.co.uk .

But if you don't have the time to have a good laugh, because you have something else really boring that you think will be more worth your time, then ill cut a long story short...:

Watch the initial video here:
Click to view the Nose Trumpet Symphony

Look at the newspaper cutting from the MEN he is in

Watch him in a live interview and PERFORM LIVE! on channel M

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Make sure to check his website out regularly, he always has some weird and wonderful things happening to him!

And well that's about it, however if something else happens to him, ill probably update this post with what happens to him, so make sure you keep checkin' back for some more funny updated news stuff! but for the time being make sure you leave a comment for him to read and whatnot.

posted by Josho on Wednesday, January 31, 2007  

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Anonymous said...

yonner is a legend. proper mint guy. i find him well funny- matt whitham

Mat Kirk said...

thats proper mint. impressive.

Jamo said...

Haha what a guy, I am proud. The video is funny at the end when he says "I thank you, I thank you"
Sick

Yonner said...

i thank you
i thank you
:) cheers josho

Smigers said...

No way....that is well mint...ive jus watched the interview on channel M or woteva it is 2....pure class. Hope to meet this mighty yonner some day, keep it up mate

Monday, January 22, 2007

Josho's Video

Hi Everybody, well now its time for the first video of 2007, what a special time, everybody take one minute of your life to just think and ponder what such a magical moment in time this is.................................................... .....................................................................
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........now that each and everyone of you have pondered i would like you to watch my video it is entitled "A Day In The Life Of Josho" click it to view the video

Its done in the style of a video diary which i haven't really done before, so feed back would be cool.

Also soon within the year be expecting videos entitled "A Day In The Life Of Jamo" and "A Day In The Life Of Johno" there is so much more to come. but that's all I'm giving away now! stay tuned as not to miss out!

hope you enjoy the vid, its getting late now so goodnight!

posted by Josho on Monday, January 22, 2007  

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Mat Kirk said...

i enjoy how i star in this video. very good. i enjoy how its been edited to remove any offensive scenes containing swearing.

Josho said...

thats coz im so pr0

yonnermark said...

ha, that was top class. Must've taken you days to make that. nice edits and angles. funny too. keep at it lad!

Smigers said...

Hey man......that is well funny....keep pumping them owt mate.....i liked that nemo guy....e was ard!!!

lol

Loadza love smiv

Adam said...

the vid was top. u should make another. maybe base it more around college life n shit

Burkey Boy said...

this was great, make another

and ill see if i can make one of

Dave takes on canada

and itll be me jumping on homless people, punching small childeren, running over hitch hikers, and other random violent but amuseing things.

Josho said...

that sounds mint dave, get it done!

Anonymous said...

i like this vid too. more shit at college wood be good but dave an that wouldnt act natural if a camera was on them. so sneak camera it. i also starred in this, not only on the bus but holdin it, in the rain, while josh rode to an from me. uh. whitham

Matthew said...

Josh, that was well funny. N only makes me miss you lot. Cant wait for the peaks.

However, you are a cunt.. and i dont give a fucking flying pig raping shit if you prefer censorship or some bollocks. Your also a sarcastic bastard, but theres nowt wrong with that.

Love Matt

Josho said...

ooooooooooooook...

cheers matty!? probably

glad you liked it man!

Matty Garlick said...

Only saying that coz smiv showed me that fuckin awesome video of me riding over an upturned in the ground. I Lol'd pretty harrd, but in my defence even you lot wouldnt do that on THAT bike lol.

Josho said...

h yeah i forgot i put that, up io was meana show u, but you wenrt online at the time. nah ur rite i wouldnt do that on that bike. but it was whitham who told me to do it, so blame him! and it does make a good video, however ill take it down if u want us too, maybe :D

I Pity The Fool Boy!

Ok so Jamo has broken hi knuckle on his right hand, the one that belongs to his little finger. now most people would brake their knuckle in a real tough way, like knocking someones brains out or, getting your hand stuck in a steamroller, or something along those lines, but Jamo broke his knuckle in the most manliest way ever, he thought he would show a group of girls how 'ard he was by punching a wall, but the plan backfired and now he has broke his knuckle and wont be able to play guitar or drums for at least a month! now that's what i call a fool!


The picture below shows his foolish hands notice the knucles on his right hand are none existant, the bone shattered or somehting like that...

Ok so now that's over with i have to thank you for actually commenting on the previous post, it was highly appreciated, however don't stop, as more comments = more commitment put into posting = your guaranteed un-boredom!

bye!

posted by Josho on Monday, January 22, 2007  

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Danny. L said...

Well it's like they always say; if you want to impress girls, don't punch a wall as you could end up breaking your knuckles. Tut tut. I thought you were wiser than that James.

Mat Kirk said...

James Oldham, what a girl.

Yonner said...

nice photo (the 1st one). Jamo you are indeed a moron. I can picture the scene 1 second after punching the wall - jamo drops to his knees making a half-laugh-half-cry kind of noise and saying "I think I've broken my knuckles" whilst everyone else stands around laughing. Am I close?

Josho said...

yep sounds about right to me

Anonymous said...

eeeeeeeeegh EMO HAIR BOY!

Jamo said...

why dont you just leave me alone!

Anonymous said...

I myself have broken my knuckle punching a wall in a similar manner, didnt realise i had broken it till it still hurt the next day and my housemate squeezed it as hard as she could!!! By the way those knuckles are gone for good!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Enids 60th

Wow everybody the other night the oldham bros wet to Enid's 60th Party also celebrating her retirement, give it up for enid! (left), it was a swell night and we met up with some good old pals, who left milnrow about 6 years ago and all of a sudden they were at enids party. brilliant! hello to bethan and lydia if they are reading this!

and also id liek to say a big huge hello to Kay Jenkins from bath, yo kay!

and that about wraps up this post...

By the way you may notice that below the "POST A COMMENT" button is now a bit bigger, thats because i want you to click on it and write comments about stuff. nothing is more stressful, than knowing that people come on here, but never leave comments. the next time someone commits this horendous crime, ill get your ip trace your house down and throw stones at your window when your trying to get to bed!

HA! how about that. :D

bye!

posted by Josho on Tuesday, January 16, 2007  

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Yonner said...

HOOT!

Anonymous said...

Ha, i laugh in your face, try and track me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i will anciously await the stones at my window

Josho said...

its ok i dont need to anymore as you posted a comment!! its ll the others that will be gettin terorised!

Waqass Farid said...

sorry josh but i go to bed later than pastor johns curfew. there'l be no stones at my window.

Anonymous said...

thanks for the mention boys why did yo mention me on there that was nice thank yuo verey much from kaye jenkins every one ses hiy

Josho said...

i dunno i just felt like it kaye/kay! however u spell it, and your very much welcome

Mat Kirk said...

it seems to me that james oldhams heterosexuality is deteriorating by the second. what an outfit

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Wow, 2007!

Well here we are in the New Year of 2007, isn't it exiting? over Christmas my Internet has broke n i been pretty busy so i ain't had much time to think about posting anything, but now things have calmed down here is what i got up to...















Christmas

As you may have already guessed the pictures above are us opening our presents on Christmas morning and what fun it was too! Jamo go a new guitar and I got a new Connect 4 which i was chuffed with as mine had broke on the last day of college when we had a Connect 4 championship in maths, and it got a bit out of hand, but i still won. its a mint game.

On Boxing day we went to the Wirral (near Liverpool) to see my fathers side of the family, pictured on the right. (LtoR - sister, me Auntie Karen, and Pastor John Oldham)
Over there we enjoyed lots of tasty food and drink, got our watches stolen and had a 3 and a half hour game of trivial pursuit, which was exhausting, but fun.

Other than that all the summer holidays consisted of was eating too much, to the point of getting bored of eating, usually the feeling of being full on a nice meal is nice, but not after 7 Christmas dinners, 2 large buffets, a Chinese and an Indian, you can loose interest in even the nicest of food!


A couple of days later it rained and as it was getting dark we decided whats not a better idea than to go on a bike ride!?so me n Benj set off on our adventure into the darkness (we had hi vis stuff on and lights of course) Ben got clips for Christmas for his bike that secure your feet into the pedals so you have more control over your bike. and at one point he fell off, but because this clip kept his foot attached to the bike he got stuck upside down, which i found quite amusing. and there he is on the right, upside down with his bike on top of him! Goon!


On to New Year now, and it was quite eventful, I went down to the local with me mates, which from what i heard was meant to be fancy dress so i dressed up as lurch again n walked in and nobody else in there was in fancy dress, until later on when batman, superman and a fairy came in, but that was it, which was disappointing, but never mind! it was still fun, and with songs like "I am The Music Man" how could it go wrong? because it was Milnrow, the night ended with a brawl and everyone left early, n went elsewhere.

phew i'm tired now, here are a couple more pics below...

Bye, and Have a good New year Everybody!

posted by Josho on Thursday, January 04, 2007  

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yonner said...

come on. pedal clips don't give better control over anything. they just let pedal faster or something because you can pull up as well as push down.

Josho said...

i agree they are bob, but still they do give you more control especially when your goin downhill, it allows you to shift your weight better

Smigers said...

Pedal clips are gay and dangerous.....they shud be banned coz people like whitham end up not being able to remove their feet before stopping resulting in a bruised and upset little whitham... haha!!!

Josho said...

goon!

Anonymous said...

why the hell have you blurred my face on that picture, is that how much i am universally hated now?